What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 20:20

The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-J W Pepper
-”She is very sexyful!”
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Live and Let Die
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
You Only Live Twice
He said he loves me, but why is it difficult for him to leave his wife?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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Goldfinger
Dr No
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Ah so!”
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Moonraker
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From Russia With Love
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
A View to a Kill
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Diamonds Are Forever
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Octopussy
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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